Tom Price - Cherry Trees (2011)
I badly want to punch someone for a specific thing they did about a week ago, but really, I should have done it then, and i’m also trying to convince myself that I didn’t actually instigate it.
Dear middle aged businessman; walking up and down the platform looking pained and pestering the station staff will not make the two trains couple together any faster, nor will it make the doors open any sooner. In short, you are a dick.
How is it, I can send an email to someone going “hey, you owe us money” or “hey, we’ve had your machine for 5 months what the fuck do you want doing with it” but I can’t send one that says “I’d like to do this, and I can’t do this because I’m broken” to enable me to do something that I want to do?